Twinkie Aged for One Year…Plus Several Months

Marge: We finally have something to put in the wall safe. Hostess Twinkies?
Homer: I heard if you age them for ten years they turn to liquor.
– Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore (The Simpsons Season 15 – Episode 12)

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That’s right, I didn’t throw the Twinkie away! Instead it’s been living in the back of my closet for over a year and the results speak for themselves:

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I realize the Twinkie looks exactly the same, but it doesn’t FEEL exactly the same. It’s gotten a little firmer, like it’s slowly drying out. Of course, this means that it’s doing the opposite of turning to liquor but that won’t deter me, mostly because I have barely put any effort into this experiment in the first place. So I guess what I’m saying is that I will check up on the Twinkie again in another year or so to see if anything has changed.

…unless that triumvirate of Twinkies overwhelm my resolve. Then I don’t know what I’ll do.

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