I’m Not Making That: Engine Block Eggs

Wiggum: Mmm, engine block eggs. If we can keep these down, we’ll be sitting pretty.…

Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? One…two…Hey, what’s the big idea? Ned Flanders: Oh, I admit it.…

Lisa: I would like to say grace. Lord, have mercy on my soul and Mom’s…

Lisa: Look. I brought you some nice pudding. Homer: Ah, your flesh mother used to…

Moe: Hey, Homer. You want to try my new Vance Connor Politan? Like Vance, it…

National Energy Convention Announcer: Homer, Mindy, you’ve just won a romantic dinner alone at Madame…

Carl: Geez, we hardly made a dent in that ten-foot hoagie. Homer: I’ll give it…

Bart: I’ll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please. Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew.…

Confession time: I might have overdone things during my Window to Weight Gain series. Apparently a…

Are you dangerously underweight? Trying to go on workplace disability? Well, fret no more as…

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