Homer: Ooh, ooh, I want to see Lobster Boy and Shrimp Girl! Lisa: I want…
Tag: Homer
Twinkie Aged for One Year…Plus Several Months
Marge: We finally have something to put in the wall safe. Hostess Twinkies? Homer: I…
Marge vs. Kim Basinger Manwich
Marge: Homer, you haven’t touched your food. Homer: Oh, when Kim makes a Manwich she…
Special Cake to Ruin
Homer: What? It’s not Magaggie’s Birthday? Oh. Marge: Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! I made…
Forbidden Doughnut
Homer: Do you have a doughnut or not? Flanders: Coming up. Just sign here. Careful,…
Cursed Frogurt
Homer: Do you sell toys? House of Evil Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places…
Deadly Broccoli
Homer: What’s for dessert? Marge: No dessert until you eat your broccoli. Homer: Oh…fine. [Gasps]…
Vegetables Promoted from Side Dish to Entree
Marge: Oh, I was hoping we’d miss the 3:00 holdup. I don’t know what to…
Huevos Buffaleros Breakfast
Homer: I haven’t had buffalo in six hours. Marge how about whipping up some buffalo…
Rum and Zinc
Kim Basinger: And I’ll have a rum and zinc. Ron Howard: Ooh, I’ll have one…