Bart: Oh, damn FDA! Why can’t it all be marshmallow? – Homer Badman (The Simpsons…
Tag: breakfast
Huevos Buffaleros Breakfast
Homer: I haven’t had buffalo in six hours. Marge how about whipping up some buffalo…
Champagne and Slim Fast
Krusty: Let’s see… champagne or Slim Fast? Eh. [Pours] Oy, that really passes the time.…
The Bell Pepper Diet
Confession time: I might have overdone things during my Window to Weight Gain series. Apparently a…
Big John’s Breakfast Log
Marge: I heard that! You know the rule! Homer: Oh! But I can rebuild! Ow.…
Mr. Burns’ Noodle Kugel
Mr. Burns: Marge, you look dazzling! And look, I’ve brought noodle kugel. – Two Cars…
Bacon Day Breakfast
Marge: And this is for my huggy-bug, in honor of this special day. Homer: [thinking]…
Eats Like A Duck Diet Plan
Dr. Nick: With my diet, you can eat all you want, any time you want.…
Strawberrito
Homer: Um, I’m looking for something in an after-dinner burrito. Apu: You’ll have it in…
The Grand Pumpkin Foods
Milhouse: I knew you’d come! I even baked you a loaf of homemade pumpkin bread!…