Bart: Ugh! Carrot cake? Blechh! [Puts cupcake back together] Party Guest: Oh, carrot cake! Mmm!…
Tag: Bart
Vegetables Promoted from Side Dish to Entree
Marge: Oh, I was hoping we’d miss the 3:00 holdup. I don’t know what to…
Shut Up, Becky!
Marge: Now, Lisa’s going through this phase where she doesn’t eat any meat. So, I…
Lemonade
Bart: Hey, Milhouse, how’s the lemonade business? Milhouse: It’s clearly booming, Bart. Lisa: I don’t…
Spaghetti and Moe-Balls
Lisa: I would like to say grace. Lord, have mercy on my soul and Mom’s…
Eye on Springfield – Tavern on the Scream
Bart: I’ll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please. Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew.…
Window to Weight Gain Part Five – And The Rest
Are you dangerously underweight? Trying to go on workplace disability? Well, fret no more as…
Window to Weight Gain Part Four – The Fish Sandwich
Are you dangerously underweight? Trying to go on workplace disability? Well, fret no more as…
Danish Butter Cookies
Bart: Would you be my uncle? Zack: No, but have a butter cookie. – Little…
Wheatcakes For Mr. Mayor
Marge: More wheatcakes, Mr. Mayor? Homer: Read my lips: Yes. Bart: Dad, you got syrup…