Homer: Ooh, ooh, I want to see Lobster Boy and Shrimp Girl! Lisa: I want…
Tag: Bart
No Fuss, No Muss: Clark Bars
Bart: Check the authenticator spot. Authenticator Spot: This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket. For authentic…
No Fuss, No Muss: All Marshmallows Cereal
Bart: Oh, damn FDA! Why can’t it all be marshmallow? – Homer Badman (The Simpsons…
Holidays of Future Passed Christmas Cookies
Marge: Oh, honey, why don’t you just relax and bake something? Lisa: Ugh! I am…
Moist Carrot Cake Muffins
Bart: Ugh! Carrot cake? Blechh! [Puts cupcake back together] Party Guest: Oh, carrot cake! Mmm!…
Vegetables Promoted from Side Dish to Entree
Marge: Oh, I was hoping we’d miss the 3:00 holdup. I don’t know what to…
Shut Up, Becky!
Marge: Now, Lisa’s going through this phase where she doesn’t eat any meat. So, I…
Lemonade
Bart: Hey, Milhouse, how’s the lemonade business? Milhouse: It’s clearly booming, Bart. Lisa: I don’t…
Spaghetti and Moe-Balls
Lisa: I would like to say grace. Lord, have mercy on my soul and Mom’s…
Window to Weight Gain Part Five – And The Rest
Are you dangerously underweight? Trying to go on workplace disability? Well, fret no more as…