I sometimes attend a Simpsons Trivia night where my team and I have won…and also been Born to Runner-Up…and even scored shameful bronze once or twice. At the most recent event the following question (Question 16) came up:
Grimes: God, he eats like a pig!
Lenny: I dunno. Pigs tend to chew. I’d say he eats more like a duck.
Anyway, I am left to assume that my blog is becoming so famous that it’s influencing Simpsons trivia organizers at the subconscious level. Or perhaps this was just a random coincidence? You fool! Can’t you see it’s a massive government conspiracy? Or have they gotten to you too?!