Alcoholic Beverage – To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Beverage – I have soy milk. The doctor says the real kind could kill me.
Breakfast – I found some food for breakfast. I hope everyone likes the red things that grow on this tree.
Dessert – I heard science is working on a donut that actually burns off calories. How’s that going?
Dinner – I’ll pick up a bucket of fried chicken, extra skin, rolls, chocolate cream parfait.
Eye on Springfield – Tonight on Eye On Springfield…
Futurama Recipes – Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.
I’m Not Making That – Hey! Hey! Ehh, I ain’t making that. No, not that either.
I Want It! – But she’s got a new hat!
Lisa Approved Recipes – It’s bad enough they’re all eating meat. They don’t have to rub it in my face.
Lunch – I told that idiot to slice my sandwich!
No Fuss, No Muss – I’m going to get Krusty’s autograph the easy way.
Snacks – Wait! I have an idea! These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!
Springfield Holidays – And in a gutless act of political correctness, Pizza Day will now be known as Italian-American Sauce Bread Day.