Alcoholic Beverage – To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

BeverageI have soy milk. The doctor says the real kind could kill me.

Breakfast – I found some food for breakfast. I hope everyone likes the red things that grow on this tree.

Dessert – I heard science is working on a donut that actually burns off calories. How’s that going?

Dinner – I’ll pick up a bucket of fried chicken, extra skin, rolls, chocolate cream parfait.

Eye on Springfield – Tonight on Eye On Springfield…

Futurama Recipes – Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.

I’m Not Making That – Hey! Hey! Ehh, I ain’t making that. No, not that either.

I Want It! – But she’s got a new hat!

Lisa Approved Recipes – It’s bad enough they’re all eating meat. They don’t have to rub it in my face.

Lunch – I told that idiot to slice my sandwich!

No Fuss, No Muss – I’m going to get Krusty’s autograph the easy way.

Snacks – Wait! I have an idea! These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!

Springfield Holidays – And in a gutless act of political correctness, Pizza Day will now be known as Italian-American Sauce Bread Day.

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