Special Cake to Ruin

Homer: What? It’s not Magaggie’s Birthday? Oh. Marge: Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! I made a special cake for you to ruin. It’s over there. – Lady Bouvier’s Lover (The Simpsons Season…


Forbidden Doughnut

Homer: Do you have a doughnut or not? Flanders: Coming up. Just sign here. Careful, hot pen. Now, remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for… Homer: Hey, wait,…


Cursed Frogurt

Homer: Do you sell toys? House of Evil Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt. Homer: Well, I need…


Twinkie Aged for One Year…Plus Several Months

Marge: We finally have something to put in the wall safe. Hostess Twinkies? Homer: I heard if you age them for ten years they turn to liquor. – Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here…

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