Latke Bar

Chief Wiggum: Not so fast. You’re wanted for the murder of Seymour Skinner. Golem Wife: Oh, come on, Chief. We’ve got a latke bar downstairs. Chief Wiggum: Latkes? What the hell are…


Marge vs. Kim Basinger Manwich

Marge: Homer, you haven’t touched your food. Homer: Oh, when Kim makes a Manwich she uses focaccia bread and would it kill you to put some fennel in it? – When You…


Twinkie Aged for One Year…Plus Several Months

Marge: We finally have something to put in the wall safe. Hostess Twinkies? Homer: I heard if you age them for ten years they turn to liquor. – Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here…

Incredible Hulk Melon Baller

I Want It!: An Incredible Hulk Melon Baller

Sometimes there are food and drink products that exist in The Simpsons universe that I simply cannot buy or reproduce. Thus, I present to you: I Want It! An Eats Like A…

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