Marge: Hmm. Apu, we usually store our cans in the cupboard.
Apu: Oh, they’ll never move that way.
Lisa: Mmm, corn! Haven’t had that in a while.
Bart: Yeah, delicious corn.
Lisa and Bart: Bye.
– Homer and Apu (The Simpsons Season 5 – Episode 13)
Not to be confused with a can of stoats used to distract a hungry badger, this corn was purely for ornamental purposes. I’m donating it to the Holiday Canned Food Drive at the office because the less fortunate are sick of your old lima beans and pumpkin mix Marge!
You might notice that my stack of corn isn’t exactly the same as the one from the episode. Why? Because those cans are heavy and I bought them on one of my regular trips to the grocery store. And don’t say that I could have just taken two trips from the car to carry everything. No one does that.
Cromulence: 10 pounds of “frozen” shrimp out of 10
No Fuss, No Muss: Stack of Delicious Canned Corn From: Homer and Apu (The Simpsons Season 5 – Episode 13)