Bart: I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything’s got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style – that’s cucumbers with cottage cheese.
– Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum-Doodily (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 3)
I actually like cucumber and cottage cheese, separately. So I figured that combining them would be deliddlyicious. I was wrong.
- 1 Cucumber
- 1 Container of Cottage Cheese
Fromage cottage?! What the hell is that? Anyway…slice cucumbers into bite sized pieces and arrange on a plate. Spoon a small portion of cottage cheese onto each cucumber. Consume immediately.
Cucumbers usually add a nice crunch to a salad, but as soon as I scooped the runny cottage cheese on top things got soggy very quickly. I had hoped that adding some salt and pepper would help the taste, which is something I’m sure Ned Flanders would not do for his recipe. While this did add a little flavor, it still didn’t help with the consistency issue. If you’re going to make this consume immediately. I ate my Nachos Flanders Style right away and they were still a runny mess.
Cromulence: 3 Vulgate of St. Jeromes out of 10
Nachos Flanders Style Recipe From: Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum-Doodily (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 3)
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