Homer: Ha, ha! April Fools. I’ve been keeping that carton of milk next to the furnace for six weeks. Sucker!
– So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show (The Simpsons Season 4 – Episode 18)
I am not personally a fan of April Fool’s, mostly because I can’t be bothered to think of a way to fool those that love and trust me in an appropriate manner. Which is why I’m not going to leave a carton of milk next to the furnace of six weeks. Since I live in a condo I don’t have a furnace, but I could come up with an appropriate substitute if I needed. Mostly I just don’t want my home to smell like rotting milk and I think that is best for all involved.
I’m Not Making That: Rancid Milk From: So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show (The Simpsons Season 4 – Episode 18)