Homer: Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Klauh Kalesh Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
Homer: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I’ll take a crab juice.
– The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons Season 9 – Episode 1)
This is kind of a half of a I’m Not Making That installment, because while there’s no way I’m making Crab Juice, I am willing to experiment with Mountain Dew.
Marge: Where’s Bart? His Mountain Dew’s getting flat.
– Homer the Moe (The Simpsons Season 13 – Epsidoe 3)
Did you know that for years Mountain Dew was caffeine free in Canada? Even if the Canadian Mountain Dew didn’t have caffeine, it definitely had sugar! As for taste, I couldn’t tell the difference between the two varieties except the Canadian version includes something called “Jus d’orange” what the hell is that?!?
I’m Not Making That: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice From: The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons Season 9- Episode 1)