Homer: Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Klauh Kalesh Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
Homer: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I’ll take a crab juice.
– The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons Season 9 – Episode 1)
This is kind of a half of a I’m Not Making That installment, because while there’s no way I’m making Crab Juice, I am willing to experiment with Mountain Dew.
Marge: Where’s Bart? His Mountain Dew’s getting flat.
– Homer the Moe (The Simpsons Season 13 – Epsidoe 3)
Did you know that for years Mountain Dew was caffeine free in Canada? I thought it still was, until I recently purchased a bottle to compare against the American version:
I think my hand was shaking for the US Mountain Dew picture because I had already shotgunned the Canadian Mountain Dew, it might not have caffeine, but it definitely has sugar . As for taste, I couldn’t tell the difference between the two varieties except the Canadian version includes something called “Jus d’orange” what the hell is that?!?
I’m Not Making That: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice From: The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons Season 9- Episode 1)