I’m Not Making That: Li’l Lisa’s Patented Animal Slurry

Mr. Burns: I call our product Li’l Lisa’s Patented Animal Slurry. It’s a high-protein feed for farm animals,
insulation for low-income housing, a powerful explosive, and a top-notch engine coolant. And best of all, it’s made from 100% recycled animals.
Lisa: I think I’m gonna be sick.
Mr. Burns: Oh, a spoonful of slurry will cure what ails ya.
– The Old Man and the Lisa (The Simpsons Season 8 – Episode 21)

Li’l Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry Screenshot

Ingredients contained in Li’l Lisa’s Patented Animal Slurry include:

  • Whale
  • Octopus / Squid
  • Dolphin
  • Various Fish
  • Seaweed

Li’l Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry Ingredients Screenshot

If I had to guess, Li’l Lisa’s Patented Animal Slurry would taste like various ground up fish – so I guess, technically, I could recreate it. But I’m not going to, especially because I don’t have easy access to whale and dolphin meat. I took a chance and did what I wanted to do (NOT spending an afternoon getting fish guts all over my house). And if that makes me a sissy, well, then, I guess I’m a sissy!

Li’l Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry Screenshot 2

I’m Not Making That: Li’l Lisa’s Patented Animal Slurry From: The Old Man and the Lisa (The Simpsons Season 8 – Episode 21)

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