Lisa: Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they’re serving us this mysterious food called “Uterbraten”?
Skinner: Oh, relax, kids, I’ve got a gut feeling Uter is around here somewhere. After all, isn’t there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he’s in our stomachs right now! Wait…scratch that one.
– Treehouse of Horror V (The Simpsons Season 6 – Episode 6)
Happy Halloween! In honor of this, my favorite holiday, I’m going to enjoy some Uterbraten. Wait…no I’m not. Partially because I don’t know any plump German boys named Uter, but mostly because I’m not a cannibal. Other food and food related items featured in Treehouse of Horror V – Nightmare Cafeteria are:
- Grade F Meat (Ingredients: mostly circus animals, some filler)
- Sloppy Jimbos
- The Joy of Cooking Milhouse
- Homework: Eat a stick of butter
I suppose if I were truly dedicated to this blog I would eat a stick of butter. But I kind of already did that for Homer’s Patented Space-Age Out of This World Moon Waffles and that was really gross. Anyway, if you ever find yourself in a cannibalistic school situation, remember Marge’s advice: You march right back to that school, look them straight in the eye, and say: “Don’t eat me!”
I’m Not Making That: Everything From Nightmare Cafeteria From: Treehouse of Horror V (The Simpsons Season 6 – Episode 6)