I’m Not Making That: California Cheeseburger

Chief Wiggum: While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea. That’s right, she’s got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.
– The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons Season 8 – Episode 25)

I know this doesn’t need to be said, but I’m going to say it anyway: don’t eat human children! I don’t care how bad your case of the munchies are, you shouldn’t eat babies as part of a sandwich. So for obvious reasons, I will not be making a California Cheeseburger.

However, as an alternative I would like to suggest Krusty’s pork sandwich from “Today I Am a Clown”:

This way you can still eat an entire animal as a sandwich WITHOUT being a cannibal! …but I should also point out that I won’t be making this sandwich either because I have no idea how I would be able to make it without crossing some boundaries and doing some questionable things. Look, just eat 10,000 veggie burritos instead, ok?

I’m Not Making That: California Cheeseburger From: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons Season 8 – Episode 25)

4 Comments
  1. I’d never noticed this before, but now I’m kind of bothered that the California Cheeseburger doesn’t actually contain cheese!

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