I Want It!: Antacid Trip

Sometimes there are food and drink products that exist in The Simpsons universe that I simply cannot buy or reproduce. Thus, I present to you: I Want It! An Eats Like A Duck feature where I yearn to breathe free…I mean yearn for products that don’t or can’t currently exist.

Lisa: Ewww! How long has this baking soda been in here?
Marge: I don’t know. It came with the house.
Bart: Hey, Dad, bet you five bucks you can’t eat the whole box.
Homer: Five? Why don’t we make it $50?
Lisa: I’ll call Poison Control. Fran? It’s me. Just a heads-up.
Homer: Wow, the absorbed odors of a million meals. Oh, so many flavors! All those tasty memories flooding back…
Lisa: Uh-oh. Dad’s having an antacid trip.
– The Worst Episode Ever (The Simpsons Season 12 – Episode 11)

Antacid Trip Screenshot 1

Before I even get started, let me just preface this by saying that I do not condone drug use and/or consuming expired baking soda. One should only consume the things that are legal in their country of residence including totally not harmful for you items like: alcohol, tobacco, and basically anything you order at The Cheesecake Factory.

Based on this episode, going on an antacid trip seems like a lot of fun. Sure, it renders Homer completely incapacitated, but he’s experiencing a whole other world of foods, like, in his mind man! Burger and Fries, Pie, Meatball Subs. I mean, yes, he’s probably just suffering from low potassium or elevated blood pressure but look at the pretty colors:

Antacid Trip Screenshot 2

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Antacid Trip Screenshot 4

I want it!
I want it!
I want it!

I Want It!: Antacid Trip From: The Worst Episode Ever (The Simpsons Season 12 – Episode 11)

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