I Want It!: An Incredible Hulk Melon Baller

Sometimes there are food and drink products that exist in The Simpsons universe that I simply cannot buy or reproduce. Thus, I present to you: I Want It! An Eats Like A Duck feature where I yearn to breathe free…I mean yearn for products that don’t or can’t currently exist.

Edna: I’m here to return the gift you brought to our wedding.
Comic Book Guy: Ah, yes. An Incredible Hulk melon baller.
– My Big Fat Geek Wedding Season (The Simpsons Season 15 – Episode 17)

Incredible Hulk Melon Baller

It’s wedding season, which means it time for you to buy gifts off a wedding registry like a citrus zester or a ravioli crimper. Or, if you want to be truly original you can get an Incredible Hulk melon baller. Not only does it serve a practical purpose by balling melons, it also looks AND sounds adorable!

The funny thing is, an Incredible Hulk melon baller is probably the perfect gift for a certain, very specific person – someone whose favorite fictional character is the Incredible Hulk AND they eat melon with every meal. That person would be truly excited to receive this as a wedding gift. I have a feeling Edna would have been much more ambivalent about the whole thing.

As for me, sure I’d keep an Incredible Hulk melon baller if I got it as gift, but I would probably experiment to see what other types of food items could be “balled” using it. The possibilities are endless! Plus it goes “grrrr” every time, so precious. I’m sure there is an enterprising person out there who could come up with a way to actually make this item a reality, as for me, I just want it I don’t want to make it. That smacks of effort man.

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I Want It!: An Incredible Hulk Melon Baller From: My Big Fat Geek Wedding Season (The Simpsons Season 15 – Episode 17)

  1. It would be an interesting thing to have but the only problem with this thing is that it won’t fit in my Batmobile.

    1. Just be like Stan Lee and jam it in there until it fits! …I feel like this comment could be interpreted as filthy without context, but I swear I’m talking about shoving a Hulk figurine into a car.

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