Welp, here it is, the explanation for why I haven’t posted anything on Eats Like A Duck in over two months. My excuses (in no particular order) are:
- Lousy Smarch weather.
- I started a new job and the whole “it’s my first day” line is no longer fooling anyone.
- I’ve been practicing weaseling out of things to see if I can compete with regular weasels.
- I’m getting over an extended bout of pneumonoultramicroscopic silicovolcanoconiosis.
- I’m actually working on a new blog that will incorporate The Simpsons AND SO MUCH MORE!
Some of these excuses are true, others are not. Only WHO can prevent me from posting more frequently in the future?
You responded with “You,” referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
Stayed tuned, the blog is NOT dead. Uh, quack, quack, quack.