In honor of this most holy of days, Eats Like a Duck is featuring a few of the best quotes from the St. Patrick’s Day episode Homer vs. the 18th Amendment (The Simpsons Season 8 – Episode 18). Why isn’t there an actual recipe post? Shhh, someone has a headache already for completely unrelated reasons!
- Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick’s Day stand for. All this drinking, violence, destruction of property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?
- Homer: Ooh, it’s been St. Patrick’s Day for hours, and I’m still not drunk yet!
- Homer: To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems.