Marge: Poor Ned. This is his first Jellyfish Festival alone.
Homer: I know and it doesn’t get any easier from here. There’s the Tongue-Kissing Festival, Cinco de Ocho, the Hobo Oscars, days just made for lovers. Not widowers…lovers.
– A Star Is Born Again (The Simpsons Season 14 – Episode 13)
You might have forgotten that Cinco de Ocho is today, but I didn’t, so now you have all day to celebrate! My suggestion is to start the day with some delicious Pepper Spray Eggs: one squirt and you’re south of the border! Mmm, incapacitating. And in case you’re wondering, no I’m Not Making That.