Willie: Get your haggis right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a real sheep’s…
Snacks
Pretzel Wagon Pretzels
Baseball Announcer 1: Hall of famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd…
Marge’s Air Show Ear Plugs
Marge: This year I’m making ear plugs out of biscuit dough. They’re ready! – Sideshow…
A 10 Pound Bag of Flour
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Mrs. Simpson, isn’t it true your husband once consumed a 10 pound bag…
Hi-C* and Fluffernutters
John: Oh, the color scheme and the rabbit ears! And the 2.3 children, I mean,…
The Bully Chase Snack
Bart: What is this place? Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned. Martin: A place…
Homemade Organic, Non-Gluten Fair Trade Zucchini Cupcakes
Marge: It’s healthy snack time! Midday Mommy: Is it? Marge: We’ve got sulfite-free grape juice…
Church Picnic Deviled Eggs
Nelson: Wow, he can’t even get up. Let’s egg him! All Kids: Yeah! – King…
Spock’s Hot Dog
Bart: Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here? Nimoy: Wherever there is mystery and the…
Giant Hot Chocolate Marshmallow
Bart: Hey, Mom, you didn’t wake me up. Marge: Here’s your hot chocolate. Bart: You…