Skinner’s Steamed Hams

Skinner: Well, Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers! Chalmers: I thought you said…

Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? One…two…Hey, what’s the big idea? Ned Flanders: Oh, I admit it.…

Lisa: Mom, was catching that guy the most incredibly exciting thing you’ve ever done? Marge:…

Frank Grimes: Uh-You’re eating my special dietetic lunch. Homer: Huh? Oh, I’m sorry. Frank Grimes:…

Freddy Quimby: Hey, what the hell is this? French Waiter: It is a bowl of…

Lisa: Wait Dad! Good news, everyone! You don’t have to eat meat, I made enough…

Paul McCartney: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. In fact, if you…

Homer: I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on…

The Great Raymondo: Imagine if your greatest secret was given to your worst enemy. Homer…

Izzy’s Deli Server: Are you kids ready to order yet? Bart: Sorry, no. Just get us…