Marge: Oh, honey, why don’t you just relax and bake something? Lisa: Ugh! I am…
Lisa Approved Recipes
Latke Bar
Chief Wiggum: Not so fast. You’re wanted for the murder of Seymour Skinner. Golem Wife:…
Nelson’s Pan-Fried Carrot
Nelson’s less than stable home life is a recurring theme on The Simpsons. He has…
Special Cake to Ruin
Homer: What? It’s not Magaggie’s Birthday? Oh. Marge: Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! I made…
Forbidden Doughnut
Homer: Do you have a doughnut or not? Flanders: Coming up. Just sign here. Careful,…
Cursed Frogurt
Homer: Do you sell toys? House of Evil Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places…
Deadly Broccoli
Homer: What’s for dessert? Marge: No dessert until you eat your broccoli. Homer: Oh…fine. [Gasps]…
Moist Carrot Cake Muffins
Bart: Ugh! Carrot cake? Blechh! [Puts cupcake back together] Party Guest: Oh, carrot cake! Mmm!…
Vegetables Promoted from Side Dish to Entree
Marge: Oh, I was hoping we’d miss the 3:00 holdup. I don’t know what to…
Hush Puppies
TV Chef: Whisk the egg whites into the batter mixture with a very stiff rubber…