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Marge: Now, Lisa’s going through this phase where she doesn’t eat any meat. So, I…

Marge: Pimento nose, and voila! Mommy’s patented Happy-Cracker Snack Platter. – Homer’s Phobia (The Simpsons…

Homer: So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as…

Homer: Oh, Why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night? Marge:…

Commercial Announcer: We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich,…