Eye on Springfield: The Bender to End All Benders

Sideshow Mel: You can be so cruel when you’re sober. Krusty: Well, I’ll fix that.…

Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight? Hibbert Child 1: The…

Tonight, on Eye on Springfield…Swankyfish! According to Marge, Swankyfish is the “coolest sushi restaurant in…

National Energy Convention Announcer: Homer, Mindy, you’ve just won a romantic dinner alone at Madame…

Bart: I’ll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please. Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew.…

The Rusty Barnacle only made one appearance on The Simpsons (Homer’s Night Out) before being…

Labor day long weekend marks the end of summer in Canada/America, so what better way…

Edna: You ruined my life! It’s your fault I have to work at this stupid…

Homer: The toilet recommended a place called Americatown. Lisa: Dad, we didn’t come halfway around…

Homer: Those aren’t our regular donuts. They’re huge! With crazy toppings! Gummy worms! Churro chunks! Russian…