Homer: What? It’s not Magaggie’s Birthday? Oh. Marge: Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! I made…
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Forbidden Doughnut
Homer: Do you have a doughnut or not? Flanders: Coming up. Just sign here. Careful,…
Cursed Frogurt
Homer: Do you sell toys? House of Evil Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places…
Deadly Broccoli
Homer: What’s for dessert? Marge: No dessert until you eat your broccoli. Homer: Oh…fine. [Gasps]…
Moist Carrot Cake Muffins
Bart: Ugh! Carrot cake? Blechh! [Puts cupcake back together] Party Guest: Oh, carrot cake! Mmm!…
Vegetables Promoted from Side Dish to Entree
Marge: Oh, I was hoping we’d miss the 3:00 holdup. I don’t know what to…
Huevos Buffaleros Breakfast
Homer: I haven’t had buffalo in six hours. Marge how about whipping up some buffalo…
Skinner’s Steamed Hams
Skinner: Well, Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers! Chalmers: I thought you said…
Hush Puppies
TV Chef: Whisk the egg whites into the batter mixture with a very stiff rubber…
Purple Mush Dinners: A Discussion
Early episodes of The Simpsons are many things: ground breaking and hilarious come to mind…