Pierce: Dinner is served. Homer: Mmm, various eggs. Lisa: Soy-ghettiOs! Bart: Hey, Pierce, how did…
Dinner
Little Meatloaf Men
Bart: Wow! Little meatloaf men! Where did you get the idea for this, Mom? Homer:…
Five Pounds of Spaghetti Compressed into One Handy, Mouth-Sized Bar
Homer: I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its…
Pork Chops Crusted With Cheeto Dust
Marge: Now to celebrate. Ta-da! Pork chops crusted with Cheeto dust. Homer: Uh, I’ll pass…
Marge’s Pork Chops
Marge: A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram… Homer: You…
Mr. Burns’ Noodle Kugel
Mr. Burns: Marge, you look dazzling! And look, I’ve brought noodle kugel. – Two Cars…
A Flavorless Mush Called Rootmarm
Jebediah: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town…
Butterscotch Chicken
We’ll bend the rules of Eats Like A Duck for today’s entry, which was written…
Bart’s Grilled Twizzlers
Bart: Oh yeah, these babies are done. – Lost Verizon (The Simpsons Season 20 –…
Marge’s Lamb Chops
Homer: This barbecue will be hard, thankless work. But I’m sure you’re up to it,…