Chester J. Lampwick: Want to go celebrate? I feel like liver and onions. – The…
Dinner
Marge vs. Kim Basinger Manwich
Marge: Homer, you haven’t touched your food. Homer: Oh, when Kim makes a Manwich she…
Nelson’s Pan-Fried Carrot
Nelson’s less than stable home life is a recurring theme on The Simpsons. He has…
Deadly Broccoli
Homer: What’s for dessert? Marge: No dessert until you eat your broccoli. Homer: Oh…fine. [Gasps]…
Vegetables Promoted from Side Dish to Entree
Marge: Oh, I was hoping we’d miss the 3:00 holdup. I don’t know what to…
Purple Mush Dinners: A Discussion
Early episodes of The Simpsons are many things: ground breaking and hilarious come to mind…
Mashed Potato Homer
Marge: I heard a wonderful saying today: forgive and forget. – Barting Over (The Simpsons…
Shut Up, Becky!
Marge: Now, Lisa’s going through this phase where she doesn’t eat any meat. So, I…
Tuna Noodle Casserole – Without Hashish
Marge: Captain, wait! I have something here that might change your mind! Captain: What are…
Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili
Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? One…two…Hey, what’s the big idea? Ned Flanders: Oh, I admit it.…