Marge: Dear kids, I hope this letter finds you well. We’re doing great. Your father is in…
Dessert
Reverend Lovejoy’s Stigmuffins
Reverend Lovejoy: Hello, Simpsons. Care to try a sample from my new cookbook: Someone’s in…
Marge’s Shamrock Cupcakes
Marge: Urchins! They took my cupcakes! Patrick Farrelly: All right, you unwanted miracles, give back…
Martin’s Raisin Roundies
Mrs. Krabappel: Here boy. Would you like these cookies Martin made for me? Martin: My…
To a Whale of a Wife Cake
Homer: See? You don’t have to spend a lot of money to have a first-class…
Cookie Colossus Macadamia Nut Cookie
Cookie Colossus Salesperson: Aloha! Would you like a free sample? Homer: The price is right!…
Happy Birthday Magaggie Cake
Marge: Homer, you didn’t do a very good job frosting Maggie’s birthday cake. Homer: What?…
Octuplets Banana Bread
Marge: I knew you had your hands full with the babies so I baked you…
Big Rice Krispie Square
Bart: Wow! This is the biggest Rice Krispy square I’ve ever seen. [Takes a bite]…
Season One Chocolate Cupcakes
Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker Lisa: Tell me more. Bart: Back-scratcher! Boot-licker! Honor student!…