Lisa: Please don’t ruin this for me, Bart. I think he’s starting to like me.…
Breakfast
Homer’s Breakfast for Mr. Burns
Homer: Hmm…one of these must be a breakfast maker. Well, it’s my job to cook…
Barney Gumble’s Omelette
Homer: I’ve lost a baby. It’s the worst thing I’ve ever done. Barney: Don’t worry.…
Kippers For Breakfast
Lisa: Bart, I’m really sorry I’ve been ignoring you lately. I got carried away with being…
Clove Tom Collins Pie
Lisa: There’s nothing to eat for breakfast. Homer: You gotta improvise, Lisa. Cloves, Tom Collins…
Skobo’s Smiley Face Breakfast Special
Skobo’s Waitress: So, here for a snack before they roll you back into the ocean?…
Creative Homemaking Breakfast
Marge: Morning, Honey! Lisa: What’s so good about it. I’m going to be stuck in…
Buttered Bacon with Baconed Up Sausage
Homer: So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as…
Eggnog On Cereal
Marge: Homer, didn’t you get any milk? All I see is eggnog. Homer: ‘Tis the…
The Good Morning Burger
Commercial Announcer: We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich,…