Marge: Lisa I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance. It’s a little thick,…
Beverage
Principal Skinner’s Orange Drink
Principal Skinner: This orange drink is the only way to recoup our terrible losses from…
Postum
Mr. Burns: You call this Postum? You call this a tax return? You call this…
Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes
Happy Father: I’m taking you out for frosty chocolate milkshakes! – There’s No Disgrace Like…
Seth & Munchie’s Garden Blast
Seth: We are the largest organic juice company in Springfield. Munchie: We grow our own…
A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice
Shelbyville Old Man: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of…
Bart’s Irish Coffee
Bart: Aw, if I’m gonna get through this day, I better Irish up my coffee.…
Shake ‘n Bake Coffee
Marge: Who wants pork chops? Homer: Sorry Marge, I’m afraid this gets my lowest rating…
Buttered Coffee
Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this? Marge: Me?…
Mr. Burns Lime Rickey
Larry: Wow, this guy is loaded. I mean sheesh. I’ve never seen a guy with…