I’ve already made Skittlebrau, so the next logical step was Cool Ranch Soda. I guess…
Beverage
Lemonade
Bart: Hey, Milhouse, how’s the lemonade business? Milhouse: It’s clearly booming, Bart. Lisa: I don’t…
Krusty’s Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverage
Chief Wiggum: Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially…
Marge’s Homemade Pepsi
Marge: Lisa I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance. It’s a little thick,…
Principal Skinner’s Orange Drink
Principal Skinner: This orange drink is the only way to recoup our terrible losses from…
Postum
Mr. Burns: You call this Postum? You call this a tax return? You call this…
Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes
Happy Father: I’m taking you out for frosty chocolate milkshakes! – There’s No Disgrace Like…
Seth & Munchie’s Garden Blast
Seth: We are the largest organic juice company in Springfield. Munchie: We grow our own…
A Cool Glass of Turnip Juice
Shelbyville Old Man: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of…
Bart’s Irish Coffee
Bart: Aw, if I’m gonna get through this day, I better Irish up my coffee.…