Homer: I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.…
Alcoholic Beverage
Questo’s Long Island Iced Tea
Questo: Hello, I’m Questo. I’ll be your waiter and mentalist for this evening. I’m receiving…
Mr. Burns Lime Rickey
Larry: Wow, this guy is loaded. I mean sheesh. I’ve never seen a guy with…
No Fuss, No Muss: Apple Cider and Apple Juice
Ned: Well, if God didn’t make little green apples, it’s Homer Simpson! How long have…
Bart’s Manhattan
Fat Tony: Can you mix drinks? Bart: I don’t know. Legs: I’ll have a Manhattan.…
A White Wine Spritzer…Spritzer…Spritzer
Amber: More libations, my imperial conqueror? Homer: Huh? Ginger: More booze! Homer: Oh, yeah. Two…
I’m Not Making That: Antifreeze Wine
Cesar: Too much can be poison, but the right amount gives wine just the right…
Flanders’ Planter’s Punch
Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don’t you put a little alcohol in it! Ned:…
I’m Not Making That: Bath of Malt Liquor
Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I am slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel…
Bacardi Colada
Moe: So hi there. Don’t scream! Woman: Oh, hi! Wanna join me for a Bacardi…