Larry: Wow, this guy is loaded. I mean sheesh. I’ve never seen a guy with…
Alcoholic Beverage
No Fuss, No Muss: Apple Cider and Apple Juice
Ned: Well, if God didn’t make little green apples, it’s Homer Simpson! How long have…
Bart’s Manhattan
Fat Tony: Can you mix drinks? Bart: I don’t know. Legs: I’ll have a Manhattan.…
A White Wine Spritzer…Spritzer…Spritzer
Amber: More libations, my imperial conqueror? Homer: Huh? Ginger: More booze! Homer: Oh, yeah. Two…
I’m Not Making That: Antifreeze Wine
Cesar: Too much can be poison, but the right amount gives wine just the right…
Flanders’ Planter’s Punch
Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don’t you put a little alcohol in it! Ned:…
Bacardi Colada
Moe: So hi there. Don’t scream! Woman: Oh, hi! Wanna join me for a Bacardi…
Skittlebräu
Homer: I’m feeling kinda low, Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floating…