Marge: We finally have something to put in the wall safe. Hostess Twinkies? Homer: I…
Alcoholic Beverage
Rum and Zinc
Kim Basinger: And I’ll have a rum and zinc. Ron Howard: Ooh, I’ll have one…
Champagne and Slim Fast
Krusty: Let’s see… champagne or Slim Fast? Eh. [Pours] Oy, that really passes the time.…
Twinkie Aged for 10 Years
Marge: We finally have something to put in the wall safe. Hostess Twinkies? Homer: I…
Homer’s Lawnmower
Ron Howard: Do I smell vodka…and wheatgrass? Homer: It’s called a lawnmower, I invented it.…
Duff Gardens Beer Smoothie
Selma: Oh! This looks like fun. A bench. Kids, what do ya say you go…
The Lean Cuisini
Moe: Okay, now let’s say I put a lean cuisine in a blender and I…
Vodka and Mayonnaise
Marge: You know, someday these kids will be out of the house, and you’ll regret…
Homer’s Homemade Kahlua
Lisa: Wow, it’s like Woodstock only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards. Hullabalooza…
Cupid’s Ambrosia
Moe: Boy, I love Valentine’s Day. Stir a drop of Jägermeister into some pink lemonade,…