Forbidden Doughnut

Homer: Do you have a doughnut or not? Flanders: Coming up. Just sign here. Careful, hot pen. Now, remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for… Homer: Hey, wait,…


Cursed Frogurt

Homer: Do you sell toys? House of Evil Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt. Homer: Well, I need…


Deadly Broccoli

Homer: What’s for dessert? Marge: No dessert until you eat your broccoli. Homer: Oh…fine. [Gasps] Dr. Hibbert: Mmm, another broccoli-related death. Marge: I thought broccoli was… Dr. Hibbert: Oh, yes, one of…


Rum and Zinc

Kim Basinger: And I’ll have a rum and zinc. Ron Howard: Ooh, I’ll have one of those, too. Hey, can I crash here tonight? Homer: Sure. We’ll all stay. – When You…

Incredible Hulk Melon Baller

I Want It!: An Incredible Hulk Melon Baller

Sometimes there are food and drink products that exist in The Simpsons universe that I simply cannot buy or reproduce. Thus, I present to you: I Want It! An Eats Like A…

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